扶栏
*头 肩膀 膝盖和脚趾* *Head, shoulders, knees and toes*
*膝盖和脚趾* *Knees and toes*
*眼睛 耳朵* *And eyes and ears*
*还有嘴巴 鼻子* *And mouth and nose...*
大门 Front door.
*这是头 这是肩膀 膝盖和脚趾* *It's your head, it's your shoulders, knees and toes*
这首歌很棒 It's a great track.
天呐 你听过比这更棒的歌吗 Oh, my God, have you ever known a better song?
你爸在那儿 There's your dad.
你进去吧 Right, in you go.
好消息是 如果亲爱的艾蒂安需要去看医生 The good news is if dear Etienne here needs to go to the doctor,
-他能指出哪里疼 -很好 - he can point out exactly where it hurts. - Great.
只要疼的是他的头 肩膀 膝盖或脚趾 As long as it's his head, his shoulders, his knees, or his toes.
或他的眼睛 耳朵 Or his eyes, or his ears.
如果他手指受伤了呢 What if he breaks his finger?
那他应该会觉得很难打字 Well, then he'll probably find it difficult to type.
那就好 There it is.
理查德 能在楼下摆放一些我的照片吗 Richard, can we put some of my photos downstairs?
当然可以 没问题 Oh, yeah, of course.
这里...这里也是你的家 It is... It's your home, too.
你想跟我一起吃晚饭吗 Do you wanna join me for dinner?
太好了 That's nice.
其实我还没吃东西 所以... I haven't actually eaten yet, so...
我是问艾蒂安 Oh, I was talking to Etienne.
抱歉 Oh, sorry.
因为你刚才对孩子说话很正式 Just cos you were speaking so formally to a child.
你想的话也可以留下来吃饭 You can stay, if you want, er...
-玛莎煮了很多 -那很棒 不过... - Marcia's made plenty. - That's nice, but, um...
拜托了 拜托你留下来 Please... Please won't you?
虽然她说她放了一根毒辣椒进去 Though she did say that she put a poisoned pepper in it.
我开玩笑的 I wasn't serious.
好吧 老天 行吧 Right... God, OK.
因为你的表情看起来很认真 Cos just you seemed very serious.
对 我母亲其实是电视名人 Yeah, my mother was actually a TV personality.
真的吗 Really?
她只出现在爱尔兰的电视台 She was just on Irish TV.
她... Um, she...
-她以前在电视上播报天气预告 -好吧 - She used to do the weather, on television... - Right.
但是她每天都会戴不一样的帽子 But every day she'd wear a different hat.
没想到吧 How about that?
那是她的特色 That was her thing.
爱尔兰观众可喜欢了 Irish people loved it.
但本爱尔兰人不喜欢 我讨厌得要死 I mean, not this Irish person. I hated it.
-那你爸呢 -不 他只有一顶帽子 - What about your dad? - No, he only had the one hat.
他也死了 He's dead, too.
谢了 这位先生[法语]OK, merci, monsieur.
我告诉你的秘密你都"守口如瓶" 真不错 Nice to see you're keeping all the secrets I tell you.
我很遗憾 Sorry to hear that.
没关系 不过那故事确实有点悲伤 It's OK, though it is a bit of a sad story.
我母亲收藏的帽子砸到了他身上 My mother's hat collection fell on top of him.
然后... And...
他就被那堆帽子闷死了 He was smothered to death by the hats.
那可真... That's...
我的天呐 Oh, my God!
你是在大笑吗 理查德 Are you laughing, Richard?
快停下 你吓到我了 Stop! You're freaking me out, man!
是啊 我想大笑最近不是... Yeah, I guess laughing hasn't been much of a ...
-我的当务之急 -天呐 我很遗憾 - A priority of late. - Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
那是当然的 Obviously...
听着 你不必留在这里陪我们 Listen, you don't need to hang around here with us.
天呐 Oh, my God!
很抱歉占用了你的时间 I'm so sorry for taking up your time.
-我不是想赶你走 -不不不 - I'm not trying to shoo you out. - Oh, no, no, no.
不 天呐 我不应该... No, oh God, yeah. I shouldn't be...
-是我自己厚着脸皮要留下吃饭 -谢谢你陪我们 - I mean, I invited myself for dinner. - Thanks for joining us.
不 我才该谢你那些... No, thank you for the...
我是说 你真懂得如何雇人给你做饭 I mean, you really know how to pay someone to cook for you.
那么 So...
-好吧 -嗯 - OK. Right. - Yeah.
不... No...
艾妮 求你别走 Aine, please stay.
你知道吗 我还真得走了 Do you know what? I do actually have to leave
因为我还有别的地方要去 cos I've got places to go and stuff.
-我想也是 -是啊 - I'm sure you do. - Yeah.
好了 我们周一见 Yeah, I'll see Monday.
祝你摆放照片顺利 And good luck with your photos and stuff.
我真的很想看那些照片 走了 I really wanna see them, so... Yeah.
-好 周一见 -嗯 周一见 - OK, see you Monday. - Yeah, see you Monday.
第一季 第三集
人生向上
弗莱迪
是吗 Do you?
我本来以为我最喜欢你左边的奶子 Oh, I thought I liked your left boob the most.
但从这个角度看 宝贝 But from this angle, babe,
可能右边奶子更美 it might be the right in them.
老天 你这对奶子跟你的翘臀一样销魂 'Man, your boobs are as intense as your arse.
你好呀 奶子 'Hello, boob.'
老天呐 Oh, my God!
你那里居然有老鼠 太恶心了 I can't believe you've got rats. That's disgusting!
就是啊 可怕死了 Yeah, I know, it's awful!
我不知道它们怎么进来的 七层楼呢 I don't know how they got there, but sixth floor,
它们一定是有梯子之类的 they must have had a ladder, or something.
我们在看那个修女谋杀案的纪录片 We're watching that murdered nun documentary.
你请的人怎么说 用烟把它们熏出来吗 So what did your man say, to smoke them out?
-用烟熏出来 -怎么了 - Smoke them out? - What?
不 No,
克林特·伊斯特伍德的捕鼠服务已经关门了 肖娜 Clint Eastwood's rat catching service was closed, Shona.
美国知名演员
你在说什么啊 What are you talking about?
有熏出来这种办法的 不然还能怎么除鼠患 Smoking out is a thing. How else do you get rid of a rat?
你的口气好像伦敦东区的罪犯 You sound like a Cockney criminal.
你怎么除鼠患 小子 How do you get rid of a rat, boy?
你们想要我按暂停吗 讨论完老鼠的话题再看 Do you want me to pause this while we're talking about rats?
-不 不要 -你们想的话我会暂停的 - No, no. - I will if you want me to.
别啊 我很想看这个 我喜欢那个修女 No, I'm dying to watch this. I just like the nun.
你吃过饭了吗 Have you eaten?
是的 我还真的吃过了 Oh, yeah, I have, actually.
我在理查德家吃的 I ate at Richard's house.
-谁 -理查德 我在他家教书那个男人 - Who? - Richard. The man who I teach for.
-什么 -真的 他叫我留下吃晚饭 - What?! - Yeah, he included me in dinner.
-老天 艾妮 -不 别... - Jesus, Aine. - No, don't...
-小心点 -我就知道你要说这句 - Be careful. -I knew you'd say that.
-我没有公私不分 -我当然要说这句了 - It was totally professional. - Of course I'm gonna say that.
我在看电视呢 I'm watching this!
他们刚把主神父调去了另一个教区 They've just moved that head priest to the other parish.
-老天 -那叫主教 好吗 - Oh, gosh. - They're called bishops, by the way.
-主教 随便啦 -什么主神父 - Bishops... whatever! - Head priest.
主神父 Head priest!
-维希 -真希望他们就叫那个 - Oh, Vish! - I wish they were called that.
*是谁杀了修女* *Who murdered the nun?*
要不 我还是回家看好了 Do you know what? I'm just gonna watch this at home.
-别这样啦 -你们得... - Come on. - You guys need to...
-别走嘛 -坐下吧 我们会乖乖的 - No, come on. - Sit down, we'll be good.
操 Fuck!
-你他妈逗我呢 -抱歉 - Are you fucking kidding me! - I'm sorry.
-艾妮 拜托 -对不起 - Aine! Come on! - Sorry.
不... Oh, no...
我... I...
怎么了 What's happened?
-你怎么起这么晚 -维希是坐着撒尿吗 - Why are you so late? - Does Vish ever wee sitting down?
-不是 -那我刚才看到他大便了 - No. - Then I think I just saw him having a poo.
不会吧 Oh, no.
他光着身子吗 Was he naked?
腰部以上有衣服 没光着 Not from the waist up, no.
天呐 上帝保佑他 Jesus, God love him.
你就当做无事发生过 Just pretend it never happened.
这句是古老的家庭箴言 Ah, the old family motto.
肖娜 Shona!
那一拳真的打伤我的肩膀了 That literally actually hurt my arm.
不会 这拳会让你记住下次敲门 No, it'll teach you to knock next time.
你给灭鼠的人打电话了吗 Did you call your man?
老鼠什么时候能除干净 When are the rats out?
我都不知道你又开始吃鸡肉了 I didn't know you started eating chicken again.
你什么时候开始吃鸡肉的 When did you start eating chicken?
我以为你看过《奶牛阴谋》 I thought you watched Cowspiracy.
你的网飞账号上有观看记录 It says it in your Netflix.
-养牛最破坏环境 -是啊 - Cows are the worst. - Yeah.
鸡肉又不是牛肉 我知道你在用我的网飞账号 Chicken is not a cow and I knew you were logging into my Netflix.
就是你把我们的影片推荐搞得乱七八糟 You're the one who's been messing up our algorithms.
维希... Vish...
真对不起 I am so sorry.
-这不好笑 -有一点点好笑 - It's not funny. - It's a little bit funny.
不好笑 这很恶心 It's not, it's disgusting.
我只是不习惯有男生在这里 还要敲门 It's just I'm not used to boys being here and having to knock.
我不想待在这里 但我也没办法 Well, I don't wanna stay here, but I have to
因为你姐姐讨厌住有独立卫生间 because your sister hates houses that have private bathrooms
和有地暖的房子 and underfloor heating.
三周前我把牙刷带过去了 这已经不错了 I moved my toothbrush in three weeks ago. That's enough for now.
我想你的时候 每天都和它一起睡觉 I go to bed with it every night when I miss you.
好了 我出去参加「告别单身」派对了 All right, I am off to stag it up.
祝你好运 听上去很糟糕 Good luck! Sounds like hell.
确实很糟糕 但他是我们这伙人中 It is, but he's the last one of our gang
最后一个结婚的 所以... that's getting married, so...
除非我们之中有人再婚... Unless one of us does it again...
等你打算和你前妻再婚时 通知我一下 Well, let me know when you plan to marry your ex-wife again.
反正她对我来说太矮了 She was too short for me, anyway.
好了 谢谢 爱你 All right. Thanks for this, love you.
我也爱你 维希 Oh, love you, too, Vish.
对于看到你大便的事 我要再跟你道个歉 I'm really sorry, again, about poo-gate.
那是... OK, it was...
其实你不用整个周末都照顾她 You know, you don't have to take care of her all weekend.
这对你们两个都不好 It's not good for either one of you.
我没有 我要把她赶出去 让她去透透气 I'm not, I'm gonna kick her out, get her some fresh air.
-我保证 -好 - I promise. - Oh, OK.
-你需要放松 -好 - You need to relax. - Yes.
-放松点 -好 我知道 - Chill out. - Yes, I know!
-我没在工作 -好 - I'm not working. - Good.
我会放松的 I'm gonna chill out.
-再见 -再见 - Bye. - Bye.
-别被杀掉 -不会的 再见 - Don't get killed. - I won't. Bye!
再见 维希 Oh, bye, Vish.
你在派对上不能给别人看你的鸡巴 Um, when you're on the stag just don't show anyone your penis
因为只有我和肖娜能看 知道吗 cos that's just for Shona and me to see. OK?
再见 Bye.
你找的人在电话里怎么说 OK, what did your man say when you called him?
-什么 -你什么时候能回去 - What? - When are you getting back in?
老鼠吗 Oh, the rats?
理论上 它们应该明天就会死 Well, they'll all technically be dead by tomorrow,
但他们要做一些很恶心的事 比如 but then they have to do something awful, like,
把尸体捡出来之类的 scoop up the bodies afterwards, or something.
-所以我想...周一吧 -那我要说三件事 - So I think... Monday. - In that case three things.
夏洛特要来工作 不许告诉维希 Charlotte's coming over to work, don't tell Vish.
我最好的朋友 夏洛特 My best friend, Charlotte.
好好笑哦 所以你得消失 Well, very funny, so make yourself scarce.
什么 What?
肖娜 Shona...
我不能躲在你房间里吗 Can I not just hide in your room?
不行 让你躲起来我会不好意思 No, I'd feel bad asking you to do that.
所以你还是走吧 So, just, you know, leave instead.
-我去哪啊 -艾妮 - What am I gonna do? - Aine,
我不负责安排你的活动和生活 懂吗 I'm not your event and live planner, OK?
你自己想 Just figure it out.
大周六的 出去找点乐子 And it's Saturday, go do something fun.
好了 Ok.
第二件和第三件事 Second and third things.
我们在伦敦有一个表亲 We've got a cousin in London.
妈妈想让我们跟他走动一下 Mam wants us to hang out with him.
去他妈的 他是爱尔兰人吗 Oh, fuck that! Is he Irish?
我们必须得去 We have to, OK.
显然 爸爸去世后他们帮了不少忙 Apparently they were nice after daddy died.
什么 What?
是的 他们... Yeah. They, um...
我不知道 他们出了些钱帮忙买棺材什么的 I don't know, they threw some money in for the coffin, or something.
我不知道 反正你得去跟他见个面 I don't know. Anyway, you gotta hang out with him.
我去不了 因为我手上的事太多了 I can't cos I've too much on.
-那个男的是爱尔兰人 -谁 我们的表亲吗 - Oh, and this lad's Irish. - Who, our cousin?
是的 不 但我说的是我要给你介绍的男人 Yeah, but no, the lad I'm gonna fix you up with.
-不要 肖娜 -不行 - No! Shona. - Yes.
-我不想... -我发誓你会爱上他的 - I don't want... - I swear to you you will love him.
-不要 -我认识他 他就在我楼下工作 - No. - I know him, he works on the floor below me.
-不见 不见 不见 -他人很好 - No, no, no. - He's nice,
有点怪 跟你一样 a little bit weird, like you.
不要相亲 我的天呐 No set-ups, oh, my God.
你有牙线真是太好了 I'm glad you've got dental floss.
我的后牙缝里塞了一点芹菜 I've had a bit of celery stuck in my back tooth
已经三天了 for, like, three days.
艾妮 在水槽边用牙线 Aine, floss over the sink.
别在我房子里到处走 Don't walk around my house
到处散播细菌 getting flexible bacteria all over the place.
好了 那... OK, so...
你出去转转吧 怎么样 Why don't you head out for a bit. Yeah?
你在这个房子里 跟我在一起待一整天 It's not good for you to be hanging around the house all day.
对你不太好 Or, just with me.
好 知道了 Yeah, OK.
如果你要留在这 我要给妈妈打视频电话 Well, if you're sticking around I'm gonna Skype mam
你就能跟她聊聊天 and you can have a chat with her.
-不要 肖娜 -怎么了 - No, Shona. - What?
你不用威胁我 You don't need to threaten me.
我没有 我的天呐 我没威胁你 I'm not. Oh, my God. I'm not threatening you.
天呐 好了 我会离开这个充满谎言和欺骗的房子 God! Fine! I'll leave this house full of lies and deceit.
就像只老鼠一样被熏出去 Smoked out, like a rat.
听着 你反正也要给她打个电话 Look, you have to call her, anyway.
-你已经很久没跟她通话了 -是 我会... - You haven't talked to her in ages. - Yeah, I'll...
等我走了之后 我们可以给她打视频电话 We can Skype her later when I'm not here.
我的天呐 你真是个小孩 Oh, my God, you're such a baby.
你就是个小屁孩 You're a brat!
怎么了 我上周给她发了消息 What? I text her last week
看看她是不是还活着 所以... to see if she was dead, so...
一点都不好笑 不许那么说 That's not even funny, don't say that.
肖娜 你不能两次都打同一个地方 Shona! You can't do the same place twice.
这是犯法的 It's illegal.
-再见 -再见 - Bye. - Bye!
一对一通灵
你今天为何会来到这里 What brings you here today?
可能是为了问姻缘 这是永恒的话题 So maybe romance, I suppose, that's kind of a classic.
有没有认为我不是个彻头彻尾的烂人的人 Anyone coming along who thinks I'm not totally shite.
好的 Ok.
我得先入定 I'll just check-in.
你的归宿非常女性化 Your ownish is very female.
天呐 我是要跟一个女人相爱了吗 Oh, my God, am I gonna fall in love with a woman?
-别打断 -抱歉 - Don't interrupt. - Sorry.
男性能量对你来说非常新奇 Male energy is very exotic to you.
你对于男性能量非常痴迷 让你震撼 You're very star-struck by male energy.
没错 Yeah.
大鸡巴能量 A big dick energy.
你需要处理好这个 You need to manage that.
我感应到一个类似哥哥的角色 And I'm getting a brother figure.
没错 可能是维希 Oh, yeah, that's probably Vish.
因为他可能会成为我的姐夫 'cause he's my maybe brother-in-law.
好吧 我感应到一段三个人的关系 OK, so I'm getting a three-figure.
三是不平衡的 Three is unbalancing.
所以说 是我导致不平衡... What, so, like, I'm unbalancing...
他们不希望我打扰他们的二人世界吗 What, so they don't want me there?
-你经常夹在他们二人当中吗 -是的 - Are you there a lot? - Yeah.
我觉得他们喜欢有我的存在 I think they like having me there.
你觉得他们不喜欢我夹在他们二人中间吗 Do you think they don't like having me there?
我又不认识他们 I don't know them.
你的体内有一团火 You've got a fire in you.
你叫什么名字来着 OK, what's your name again?
-艾妮 -艾妮 - Aine. - Aine.
你的体内有一团火 You've got a fire in you
你可以利用这团火温暖自己 and you can use that to heat yourself up.
-所以我才想... -别打断 - That's why I try... - Don't interrupt.
抱歉 Sorry.
或者你也可以用这团火烧死自己 Or you can use that to burn yourself
和你身边的所有人 and everyone else around you down.
好吧 我本来只是希望你能告诉我彩票中奖号码 Right, well, I was just, sort of, hoping for the lottery numbers,
但是好吧 but OK.
这是新型的将银币置于手中[付款]的方式 对吧 I suppose that's the new crossing the palm with silver, is it?
古时找吉普赛人算命 要先将银币置于其手掌中
这样交税要方便些 It's easier for the tax receipts.
好吧 那行 Yeah. OK.
谢谢 Well, thank you.
再见 Er, bye.
实际上 Actually...
在我离开前 我不知道你是否... before I go, I don't know if, um,
有没有 那个... you know you've got your, er...
关闭了跟鬼魂的"通话" Like, phone thing, or whatever, turned off.
有没有人捎个信... there wasn't any word from...
就是那些天使有没有... ..the angels whoever from...
替我爸给我捎个信 ..my father, from my daddy, was there?
他去世了 是吗 He's passed on, has he?
是的 Er, yeah.
没有 抱歉 No... Sorry.
好吧 无论怎样 值得我这么一问 所以... Right, yeah. Grand, just thought it'd be worth a shot, so...
有时候 人们会等到 Sometimes people don't get in touch
准备好去听他们要告诉你的信息时才会做通灵 until you're ready to hear what they wanna tell you.
好吧 那行 Yeah, OK.
祝你一天愉快 回头见 Have a great day, anyway. See ya.
我们很快就要关门了 Er, we'll be closing soon.
好的 好的 我明白 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
我懂的 我得走了 所以... Yeah, well, you know, I have to be off, anyway, so...
是的 如果我不能关门 就回不了家 Yeah, if I can't close up, I can't get home.
我们都得回家 老兄 We all have homes to go to, mate.
天呐 是弗莱迪 Oh, my God, Freddie!
-嘿 -你好啊 - 'Hey.' - Hiya.
我能回来了吗 Can I come back yet?
直接去公园旁边那个酒吧吧 'Come to the pub, will you, the one near the park.'
就是你那个烫了头发的熟人工作的酒吧吗 The one where your man with the hair worked?
-是的 没错 -好的 好极了 - 'Yeah. Yeah, yeah.' - Yeah, great.
好的 好极了 Yeah, cool, brilliant.
我马上来 我坐地铁 I'm en route. I'll hop on a tube.
我得走了 I actually have to go now.
抱歉 回头见 Sorry about that. See ya!
他人很好 He's nice.
她来了 There she is.
艾妮 这是夏洛特 Aine, this is Charlotte.
天呐 你好 Oh, my God, hi!
-天呐 你的皮肤真的超好 -什么 - Oh, God, you do have lovely skin. - What?!
我可以用你的脸皮做一个软包 I could make a soft bag out of that face.
我是该感到惊恐还是荣幸 Should I be scared, or flattered?
对于艾妮 可能两种感觉都得有 Ah, with Aine probably both.
大卫又回来了 And there's David back again.
谁 Who?
大卫啊 David.
艾妮 这是大卫 我之前跟你说起过 Aine, David. I was telling you about.
好了 我们走了 Right, we're off.
什么 你们去哪儿 What?! Where are you guys going?
你知道啊 我跟你说过 我们有好多工作要忙 You know, I told you, we've got all that work to do.
我想着大卫可以在这里陪你 I thought David could keep you company, there.
大卫给你买了啤酒 真的非常贴心 David bought you a pint, which was nice of him.
大卫怎么知道我想喝什么 How did David know what I wanted?
我告诉大卫的 所以他知道 I told David, so David knew.
似乎大卫已经什么都清楚了 Well, it seems like David has it all sorted out
这对大卫来说可真是方便啊 and it's all very handy and convenient for David.
你为什么这么臭脾气 Why are you being so narky?
很高兴终于见到你了 艾妮 It's nice to meet you finally, Aine.
这不挺好的嘛 Ah, there you go.
好极了 我们走吧 That's great. OK, let's go.
很高兴见到你 大卫 It was lovely seeing you, David.
很高兴见到你 艾妮 Nice to meet you, Aine.
-你的皮肤也很好 -谢谢 - You've lovely skin, too. - Thank you.
你拿了我的护唇膏吗 Did you take my new lip balm?
不 我没有 No, I don't think so.
不 我是在跟艾妮说话 No, I was talking to Aine.
不 我是用过 但又放进你的盒子里了 安妮公主 No, I used it, but I put it back in your box, Princess Anne.
你没放进我的盒子里 不然我肯定会看见的 You didn't put it back in my box cos I would have seen it.
-我放回去了 -算了 没事 - I put it back. - Do you know what, forget it. It doesn't matter.
好了 祝你们一切都好 OK, have a great night. All the best!
我牙齿太敏感 Sensitive teeth.
后来他找到我说 And then later on he comes up to me and he says,
"给你个建议 这个公司就像是个大家庭 "Word of advice. This company's like a family.
父亲在说话时 小姑娘请闭嘴" And when Daddy's speaking the little girl shuts the fuck up."
-天呐 他不会真说了那种话吧 -不 真说了 - No, he did not say that! - Yes, he did.
天呐 你有没有一拳砸在他的蛋蛋上 Oh, my God! Did you punch him in the balls?
我好想说砸了 但是没有 I want to say yeah but, no,
我去了洗手间 大哭了一顿 I went into the toilet and cried.
不要啊 Oh, no!
实际上换做是我也会那样 I'd be the same, actually.
那样的事真的让我... That kind of thing makes me really erm...
艾妮
情绪泛滥 emotional, you know?
-不 没事的 接吧 说真的 -真的吗 - No, it's fine, honestly, take it. - Yeah?
真的 Yeah.
这几乎快成为我们的小传统了 It's like our little tradition now.
好的 我很快就好 嘿 还好吗 All right, I won't be long. Hey. What's up?
你好 我能回去了吗 Hiya, can I come back yet?
不行 我一小时前才跟你分开 No. I left you an hour ago!
-你还跟大卫在一起吗 -当然啦 - Are you still with David? - Course I am.
没有不花钱的活动了 Nothing else to do that doesn't cost cash.
就...在外面待到10点左右 好吗 Just... Just stay out till 10ish, OK?
好好玩乐一番 不过别跟他上床 Have a laugh. Don't sleep with him though.
好吧 真会说 你就希望 Yeah, right! You'd love that then
我没办法回到你家 I could not come back to your house.
别喝醉了 打个出租车回来 Don't get drunk, and get a taxi home.
别走路回家 否则我杀了你 Don't walk or I'll kill you.
好了 再见 爱你 OK, bye, love you.
好快啊 你洗手了吗 That was quick. Did you wash your hands?
没有 不需要洗 因为真的很快就完事 Er, no, I didn't need to cos it was so quick.
你确定你不想吃食物吗 肚子都空了 Are you sure you don't want any food? Got an empty belly.
用食物把肚子填饱 Getting my belly food.
好啊 继续说 我就会吃的 Yeah, go on, I'll go for food.
-好啊 来吧 -想先喝点小杯烈酒吗 - Yes, get in! - Do you wanna do some shots first?
是吗 小杯烈酒 实际上我以前从没喝过烈酒 Yeah? Shots? Er, I've actually never done shots before.
抱歉 Sorry.
有狗血事件吗 Drama?
没有 No.
怎么 弗莱迪说她身上经常发生狗血事件吗 Why, does Freddie say she comes with drama?
他根本就不该谈论她 你知道吗 那个混蛋 Shouldn't even be talking about her, do you know that? Arse clown.
他什么都没说 我不是那个意思 He didn't say anything. That's not what I meant.
不该他确实问过好几次她现在过得怎么样 He's actually been asking how she is a few times.
我知道他是头号敌人 I know he's enemy number one.
他现在好像有新女友了 Think he's seeing someone new now.
是吗 谁啊 Is he? Who?
或许我应该闭上嘴巴的 Maybe I shouldn't have said anything.
-不 我...天呐 -其实你不需要听说这事的 - No, I-- Oh, God. - Didn't need to hear that.
我觉得不应该让她知道这事 I don't think she needs to know that.
她 她刚刚经历了... She's... She's had a bit of a...
很艰难的一段时期 tough run of it, you know.
我是说 她现在很好了 但... I mean, she's great now but it's...
她 患了抑郁症吗 Does she... get depressed?
没有 也就普通人的抑郁程度 No. No more than the rest of us.
我懂了 我... I get it. I...
我的大脑也很混乱 My brain's a bit shit.
但我会服用很多药 去看心理医生 But I take stuff for it and I see a guy and...
现在我完全没事了 And now I'm totally fine all the time.
除了看新闻 刷推特的时候 Except when I... turn on the news, scroll through Twitter,
那就会让我想去跳崖 then I wanna jump off a cliff.
我的意思是.. Well, I mean...
她现在完全没事了 但是... She is totally fine now but...
去年她... Last year she erm...
我们觉得她试图... Well, we think she tried to...
但我把她送去康复中心好几周 But I got her in somewhere for a couple of weeks and, you know,
真的很吓人 it's just really scary.
所以我才会... So that's why I'm...
频繁接她的电话 with the phone, like, you know.
比如我知道她在我们之前去的那个酒吧里 Like, I know she's in the pub, you know, where we were.
那样我就不用担心了 So, like, I don't need to worry.
好了 Ok.
你得继续吃牛排 You need to keep eating steak.
你看过《白宫西翼》吗 Do you know, have you watched The West Wing?
天呐 因为显然 这就跟 Oh my God, because actually apparently that's exactly
美国白宫政府里的情形一模一样 what it's like in the government in the White House in America,
真的很有趣 so, very interesting.
这地方也太随便了 你为什么选择来这里吃饭 This place is so random. Why did you pick here for eating?
因为我家就在楼上 Cos my place is upstairs.
你家就在楼上啊 Your place is upstairs.
天呐 我怎么会陷入这样操蛋的境地 Oh, my God, how do I end up in these fucking situations?
都怪肖娜 都是她的错 好了 Blame Shona, that's how. Right, OK.
好了 行了 Right, yes, yes, yes, OK.
大卫 准备好被震撼吧 David, pretend to have your mind blown.
-怎么 你是说准备好... -是的 是的 没错 - What, you mean prepare to-- - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
那是我送给你的礼物 大卫 That's my gift to you there, David.
我今晚过得很愉快 I've had a lovely evening.
谢谢你为一切活动买单 Thanks very much for paying for everything
但我觉得你应该也会认同 but I think you'll agree
你的钱花得很值 我该走了 that you got your money's worth and it's time for me to go
永远别再联系我 好吗 谢谢 and never call me again, OK? Thank you.
这门有点问题 先生 Something wrong with that door, man, mister.
天呐 Oh, my God.
你不会强奸我的吧 You're not gonna rape me, are you?
我倒是想 I wish!
疯子 Mad man.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
睡在我沙发上的那个人是谁 Who the fuck is that on my couch?
-他是我的邻居 是爱尔兰人 肖娜 -什么 - He's my neighbour and he's Irish, Shona. - What?
-他是爱尔兰人 -老天呐 - He's Irish. - Jesus Christ!
-他迷路了 -你知道这有多危险吗 - He's lost. - Do you have any idea how dangerous that is?
肖娜 他连一只蝴蝶都不会伤害的 Shona, he wouldn't hurt a fly.
他是这世上唯一关心我的人 And he's the only person in the world who cares about me.
-他孤身一人 -老天呐 - And he is alone... - Oh, for God's...
如果你想把他赶到大街上去 就赶吧 so if you want to kick him out on to the street, then just do it.
我明天早上再来杀了你 I am gonna kill you in the morning.
如果让维希知道这事...他可能会强奸我们的 If Vish knew about... He could rape us!
-维希会强奸我们吗 -沙发上那个人会 - Vish would rape us? - The man on the sofa!
他的名字叫 帕特 His name is... Pat.
他保证过他不会的 And he promised he wouldn't.
我要把我的房门锁上 I'm gonna lock my door.
把我的卧室门锁上 OK, my own fucking bedroom door
因为他喝醉了 你喝醉了 我也喝醉了 because he is drunk and you are drunk and I am... drunk!
但你是个该死的白痴 艾妮 But you are a fucking idiot, Aine.
我现在真的对你十分愤怒 I am so fucking angry with you right now!
-什么事 -让我进来 - What? - Let me in.
对不起 肖 I'm sorry, Sho.
求你了 好姐姐 别生我的气了 Please, sissy wissy, don't be angwy with me.
我只是个小姑娘而已 I'm only a wittle girl.
我觉得如果让他看到你戴着牙齿保持器 I don't think he'd have sex with you
是不会想跟你做爱的 if he saw you with your retainer in.
一点都不好笑 艾妮 这真的很危险 Not funny, Aine! It's so dangerous!
我知道 真的很对不起 对不起 I know, I'm so sorry. So sorry, so sorry.
对不起 So sorry...
你觉得维希喜欢我吗 Do you think Vish likes me?
-什么 -没什么 - What? - Nothing.
你今晚后来跟大卫相处得怎么样 How was the rest of the night with David anyway?
天呐 简直无聊透顶 Oh, my God, bore fest.
我太高兴了 I'm so glad.
如果妈妈知道你还是照做了 会很高兴的 Mam will be delighted you did it anyway.
你什么意思 How do you mean?
你跟他一起出去玩了 You went out with him.
她会告诉全家人我们带表亲出去玩了 She'll tell the family we took our cousin out, you know.
带他玩得很开心 做出了努力 Showed him a good time. Made an effort.
-肖娜 -怎么了 - Shona... - What?
我觉得我要吐了 I think I'm going to be sick.